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Congressmeow $CONGMEOW

The Congressman got expelled. The cat got elected.

The 1st ever Pinoy meme token on Solana for everyone who watched Philippine politics turn into content and thought: this needs a cat in a suit.

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Stage 1 is live. Pay in SOL or USDC, claim your tokens at TGE. Payments are final and there are no refunds.

Congressmeow, a white cat in a dark suit and red tie Posa po sa Kongreso

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Lock in the lowest price on the ladder. Every stage after this one costs more.

Current price $0.050
Next stage $0.100
At listing $0.300
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Congressmeow campaign poster

The Lore

In June, the Philippine House of Representatives did something it had only done once before in its entire history: it expelled a sitting member.

The internet, being the internet, did not reach for outrage. It reached for a nickname. Congressmeow. Within days there were edits, there were reaction videos, there was a whole genre of cat-in-a-barong content. A political scandal became a meme faster than the news cycle could file it.

Congressmeow is what happens when you take that joke and give it a ticker. No manifesto, no promises about disrupting finance, no roadmap to a Layer 2 nobody asked for. Just a very serious cat, a very red tie, and a community that got the reference.

Every meme coin claims to be a movement. This one is honest enough to admit it is a punchline.

How It Works

Three steps. The first one is live right now.

  1. 1

    Connect & pay

    Connect a Solana wallet you control, pick an amount, and approve the transfer of SOL or USDC to the presale treasury. Your wallet signs it, and the site never sees your keys. Save the transaction signature you are shown.

    You are here
  2. 2

    Allocation recorded

    We read your transaction back off the Solana chain, confirm it actually landed in the treasury, and record your allocation against the sending wallet at the stage price. Tokens are not sent at this point.

    Automatic
  3. 3

    Claim at TGE

    At the Token Generation Event, a claim portal opens on this domain. Connect the same wallet you paid from, claim your allocation, and it lands directly in that wallet. Tokens are not distributed before TGE.

    At TGE

Read this before you send anything, anywhere

  • The only valid payment address is the one shown below and used by the buy button on this page.
  • We will never DM you first, and never ask for a seed phrase or private key.
  • We will never post a payment address in a Telegram reply, a comment or a DM.
  • Check the domain in your address bar every single time. Fake clones are the norm in this space.
  • If someone is rushing you, it is a scam. Stages last for weeks.
  • Solana payments are irreversible. Nobody can undo one, not us and not Solana.
Presale treasury wallet Not yet configured

A project-controlled wallet, not a smart contract. Every payment into it is permanently public, so before and after you buy.

Presale Ladder

Five stages. The price steps up at every one. This is the whole schedule, and there is nothing hidden.

Presale stage prices and allocations
Stage Price per token Tokens available Stage raise Status
1$0.0504,020,000$201,000Live
2$0.1004,020,000$402,000Upcoming
3$0.1504,020,000$603,000Upcoming
4$0.2004,020,000$804,000Upcoming
5$0.2504,020,000$1,005,000Upcoming
Listing $0.300 Target price when trading opens

Stage prices are fixed. Stage dates are indicative and depend on how quickly each allocation fills. A stage closing early or running long does not change its price.

Tokenomics

Total supply 670,000,000 CONGMEOW on Solana. Fixed. No mint authority after TGE.

PresaleSold across 5 stages3%20,100,000
LiquidityLocked at listing25%167,500,000
Staking & RewardsReleased over 24 months25%167,500,000
MarketingGrowth & partnerships20%134,000,000
Community & AirdropsMeme contests, rewards17%113,900,000
Team12-month cliff, then vested10%67,000,000
Contract address To be announced at TGE

Anything claiming to be the contract address before TGE is a scam. There is no token deployed yet.

Roadmap

Deliberately short. We would rather ship four things than promise forty.

Phase 1

Presale Live

  • Website launch
  • X and Telegram channels live
  • Stage 1 opens at $0.05
  • Meme campaign - Congressmeow lore drops
Phase 2

Token & Audit

  • SPL token minted on Solana
  • Claim contract written and audited
  • Audit published in full
  • Liquidity prepared for listing
Phase 3

TGE & Listing

  • Token Generation Event
  • Buyers claim their allocation
  • Liquidity pool locked on Raydium
  • DexScreener and DEXTools listings
Phase 4

NFTs & Staking

  • Congressmeow NFT collection on Solana
  • NFT holder perks: staking boost and airdrop priority
  • Staking portal opens
  • Centralised exchange listings
  • Community treasury and meme fund

Questions worth asking

You connect your Solana wallet, choose an amount, and your wallet asks you to approve a transfer of SOL or USDC to the presale treasury wallet. Once that transfer confirms on-chain, we check it against the blockchain and record your allocation against the wallet that sent it. Your tokens are not sent immediately - they are claimable at the Token Generation Event.

No, and we are not going to pretend otherwise. Payments go to a treasury wallet controlled by the project. There is no on-chain escrow, no automatic refund, and no code enforcing what happens to the funds. Your protection is that every payment is publicly visible on the Solana blockchain and permanently auditable by anyone. If that is not a trade-off you are comfortable with, do not buy.

Your money is not lost. The payment is on the blockchain regardless of what the website does. Save your transaction signature - the site shows it and saves a copy in your browser - and paste it into the "Already paid?" recovery box on the presale section. We verify it against the chain and add you. The same signature cannot be claimed twice.

After the presale ladder completes and the claim contract passes audit. We are not going to commit to a date we cannot keep - it depends on how quickly the stages fill and how long the audit takes. Follow the official channels for the announcement.

At TGE a claim page opens on this same domain. You connect the same wallet you paid from, and the claim contract sends your allocation to it. This is why you must pay from a wallet you control - never from an exchange. Tokens allocated to an exchange deposit address cannot be claimed and will be lost.

Any Solana wallet you hold the keys to: Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Do not send from an exchange account such as Binance or Coinbase. The allocation is recorded against the sending address, and you cannot connect an exchange address to the claim portal later.

No. Once a Solana transaction confirms it is irreversible - not by us, not by anyone. There is no chargeback on a blockchain. Decide before you send, and only send what you can afford to lose completely.

No. Congressmeow is an independent parody meme project. It is not created by, endorsed by, affiliated with or connected to Kiko Barzaga, the Barzaga family, the Philippine House of Representatives, or any government body. It is a joke about a joke, and nothing more.

No. This is a meme token with no intrinsic value, no profit expectation and no promise of return. Meme tokens are extremely volatile and it is entirely possible to lose everything you put in. Nothing on this site is financial advice. Only ever commit money you can afford to lose completely.

Ask that of every project, including this one. What we can point at: every payment address is published here and every transaction is permanently public on Solana, so the raise can be audited by anyone at any time. Before TGE the claim contract will be audited by a third party and the report published in full. Always check the domain in your address bar, and never trust a payment address sent to you in a DM - the only valid address is the one displayed on this site.

Stage 1 is the cheapest this ever gets.

Pay in SOL or USDC, claim at TGE, and go back to posting cat edits.

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