Version 1.0. Last updated 30 August 2026.
Read this before you send any money. These Terms form a binding agreement between you and the Project. They limit our liability, exclude refunds entirely, restrict who may participate, and require you to accept substantial risk. If you do not accept every part of them, do not buy. The Risk Disclosure Statement forms part of these Terms and must be read with them.
"The Project", "we", "us" and "our" mean the independent, unincorporated group of persons operating the Congressmeow parody meme-token project and this website. "You" and "your" mean the individual accepting these Terms. "Site" means this website and any page on it. "Token" and "$CONGMEOW" mean the prospective crypto-asset described on the Site.
You accept these Terms by ticking the acknowledgement box in the purchase form, by sending funds to the address published on the Site, or by using the Site. If you are accepting on behalf of an entity, you warrant that you are authorised to bind it.
This is the section most people skip. It is the most important one.
What this means in practice: you do not have the protections that apply to regulated financial products. There is no deposit insurance, no investor compensation fund, no segregated client-money requirement, no regulated complaints ombudsman, and no prudential supervision of the persons holding your funds. If something goes wrong, your remedies are limited to what you can pursue yourself, at your own cost.
The Project operates online and is reachable from many countries. It holds no licence, registration, authorisation or exemption in any jurisdiction, and it has not filed a prospectus, offering document, registration statement or crypto-asset white paper with any regulator anywhere in the world.
Regulation of crypto-assets is active and changing rapidly in every major market. It is your responsibility, not ours, to determine whether buying, holding or disposing of the Token is lawful where you live, and to comply with your own local law, including any tax, reporting, exchange-control or licensing requirement. If you are unsure, obtain independent legal advice in your own jurisdiction before you buy.
The Token is offered purely as a collectible participation in an internet parody. It is not offered, and must not be understood, as an investment.
We make no representation, projection, promise or forecast that the Token will have or retain value, that any market will exist for it, that it will be listed anywhere, or that you will profit. You must not purchase in expectation of profit derived from the efforts of others. If your reason for buying is an expectation of financial return, you should not buy, and you should treat any third-party statement suggesting such a return as unauthorised.
Roadmap items, target listing prices and stage prices shown on the Site are aspirational statements of intent. They are not commitments, valuations or evidence of worth, and may change or be abandoned without notice.
By purchasing you represent and warrant, on each occasion, that:
We may refuse, cancel, or decline to credit any purchase we reasonably believe breaches this section, without obligation to refund.
You must not purchase, and you are a "Restricted Person", if you are:
In addition, and because the Project holds no licence or registration anywhere, the Token is not offered to, and must not be purchased by, any person resident in, located in, or a citizen of the following, however they reached the Site:
The Site is not directed at any person in those jurisdictions, nor at any person in any jurisdiction where publishing it would be contrary to law. No offer, solicitation or invitation is made to any such person. If you access the Site from one of them you do so entirely on your own initiative and at your own risk, and you must not purchase.
We may apply technical measures to restrict access from particular jurisdictions. The absence of such a measure is not permission to buy and does not waive this section.
You must not use the Site or the Token to launder money, finance terrorism or proliferation, evade sanctions or taxes, or commit any offence. We may monitor on-chain activity, refuse dealings, withhold the crediting of an allocation, and report to the Anti-Money Laundering Council or other competent authority where we consider it appropriate or are required to do so, without notifying you where notification is prohibited by law.
We may require identity verification before crediting or releasing any allocation, including at the Token Generation Event. If you are unwilling or unable to complete verification when asked, your allocation may be withheld.
Stage prices, stage durations, minimum and maximum purchase amounts and total supply are as published on the Site and may be varied prospectively. Exchange rates are obtained from third parties, may differ from rates available elsewhere, and we are not responsible for their accuracy.
Your allocation is calculated from the value we verify on-chain, not from the figure displayed in your browser. Where these differ, the on-chain verified figure governs.
Funds are sent to an ordinary Solana wallet controlled by the Project. There is no smart contract escrowing them, no on-chain enforcement of published limits, no milestone-based release, and no automatic return if the Project does not proceed.
Whoever controls that wallet's keys controls the funds. Your practical protections are that the address is published on the Site and that every movement into and out of it is permanently public on the Solana blockchain and auditable by anyone at any time. If that is not a trade-off you are willing to accept, do not buy.
All purchases are final. Once a Solana transaction confirms it cannot be reversed by us, by you, or by the network. There is no chargeback mechanism, no cooling-off period and no right of withdrawal.
This applies where you:
Nothing in this section excludes any right you may have that cannot lawfully be excluded.
Tokens become claimable at the Token Generation Event ("TGE"). No date is committed and none should be inferred. The TGE may be delayed indefinitely or may not occur at all.
At the TGE a claim facility will be published on this domain. You must claim from the same wallet you paid from. We may impose a reasonable claim window, verification steps and technical requirements. Allocations recorded against addresses that cannot claim, including exchange deposit addresses, cannot be delivered.
If the Project is abandoned before the TGE, you will have no token. Any decision to return funds in that event is at our discretion and is not an obligation under these Terms.
Congressmeow is an independent work of political parody, satire and commentary on a matter of public interest. It is not created by, operated by, endorsed by, sponsored by, licensed by, affiliated with or connected in any way to:
Names, likenesses, imagery and events are referenced solely for purposes of parody, satire, criticism and commentary on matters already in the public domain. No endorsement, sponsorship, approval or association by any named person or body is claimed, implied, or should be inferred.
If you are a person referenced on the Site and consider that any material infringes your rights, contact us through the channel in section 20 and we will review it promptly and in good faith.
The Site, its text, design and original artwork are owned by the Project or used with permission, and are protected under Republic Act No. 8293 (the Intellectual Property Code of the Philippines) and applicable international law. You may not copy, reproduce or adapt the Site or its content to operate a competing or imitating site, or in any way likely to mislead others into believing they are dealing with the Project.
You must not:
Nothing on the Site, in any social channel, community group, reply or communication from anyone associated with the Project constitutes financial, investment, legal, accounting or tax advice, a recommendation, or an inducement to transact. We are not licensed to provide such advice and do not purport to. No fiduciary, advisory, agency or trust relationship arises between you and the Project.
Statements made by community members, influencers, promoters or third parties are not authorised by, attributable to, or the responsibility of the Project.
You are solely responsible for determining, reporting and paying all taxes arising from your purchase, holding, disposal or claim of the Token in every jurisdiction that applies to you. We give no tax advice and make no representation about tax treatment.
The Site and the Token are provided "as is" and "as available", with all faults, and without warranty of any kind, express, implied or statutory, to the fullest extent permitted by law. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free, that defects will be corrected, that price data will be accurate, that any blockchain or third-party infrastructure will function, or that the Token will ever be created, delivered, listed or tradeable.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, the Project and its members, contributors and associates shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary or punitive damages, or for loss of profit, revenue, opportunity, goodwill, data or anticipated savings, however arising, whether in contract, tort (including negligence), restitution or otherwise, even if advised of the possibility.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, our total aggregate liability arising out of or in connection with these Terms, the Site or the Token shall not exceed the amount you actually paid to the Project in the transaction giving rise to the claim.
We are not liable for losses caused by: blockchain failure, congestion, fork or reorganisation; wallet, extension or third-party software failure; your loss of keys or access; your error in sending funds; unauthorised access to your devices or accounts; the acts of impersonators or third-party fraud; price-source inaccuracy; or regulatory action.
Nothing in these Terms excludes or limits liability for fraud, wilful misconduct, or any liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited, including under Republic Act No. 11765 (the Financial Products and Services Consumer Protection Act) to the extent it applies.
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the Project and its members and associates from any claim, demand, loss, liability, cost or expense (including reasonable legal fees) arising from your breach of these Terms, your breach of any law, your violation of the rights of a third party, or your use of the Site.
We are not liable for any failure or delay in performance caused by events beyond our reasonable control, including acts of God, natural disaster, epidemic, war, civil unrest, industrial action, failure of telecommunications, internet or blockchain infrastructure, cyber-attack, change in law, or action by any government or regulator.
We would rather resolve a problem directly than leave you without recourse. Contact us through the official Telegram channel linked in the footer of the Site, with your wallet address and transaction signature.
We will acknowledge a complaint within a reasonable period and work in good faith to resolve it. Because your payment and any allocation are recorded on a public blockchain, the transaction signature is usually sufficient to establish what happened.
Nothing here prevents you from raising a concern with a competent authority, including the Securities and Exchange Commission or the National Privacy Commission.
These Terms, and any dispute arising out of or in connection with them including non-contractual disputes, are governed by the laws of the Republic of the Philippines, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles.
The parties shall first attempt in good faith to resolve any dispute amicably within thirty (30) days of written notice. Failing that, the courts of the Republic of the Philippines shall have jurisdiction, and the parties submit to the venue of the appropriate courts of Cavite.
If you are a consumer, this choice of law and venue does not deprive you of the protection of any mandatory provision of the law of your country of habitual residence that cannot be derogated from by agreement, and you retain any right you may have under that law to bring proceedings in the courts of your place of residence.
We may amend these Terms. The version in force is the one published on this page at the time of your purchase, identified by the version number and date at the top. Material changes will be announced on the official channels. Changes do not apply retrospectively to completed purchases.
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